Jump to content

Recommended Posts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMuIPXq1BG8

 

My first exposure to him. Hysterical.

 

 

"Camoflauge is great, because when you are in the woods, you are hidden, but when you aren't, it's like the opposite.

 

'Hey, there's an asshole'.

 

 

I'm watching his newest comedy central special for the first time and it's hysterical.

Link to post
Share on other sites
More quotes please.
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" are exactly the same,

 

except at a funeral

 

When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws. Only catapults.

 

If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I
Link to post
Share on other sites
Vests are all about protection. Life vests protect you from drowning. Bullet proof vests protect you from getting shot. Sweater vests protect you from pretty girls.

 

Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time
Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
×
×
  • Create New...